I got a pro... blem... The weather's getting cold... The northern wind blows sharp & swift my jackets worn and old But all I need to know is in the tales my poppa told I choose a pelt that thick and warm... measure twice and chalk my form I cut and stitch 'ere com-ing sto-o-orm... And now I'm safe and snug I got a pro... blem... It seems I lost my way... I've journeyed forth to lands unknown been wandering all day I need some help. Can I recall what did my momma say? I lift my eyes up past the air. Follow the tail of Greater Bear I see that north is over there... And now I'm homeward bound I got a pro... blem... What if this lore's not true? What if what worked in days of old don't work for me and you? I don't despair I got a plan; what grampa said to do! I check the facts with my own eyes I do the math, I analyze I get a p less than 0h five And now that problem's solved I got a pro... blem... Results won't replicate! A garden full of forking paths, the choice to speak too late Can Sol'monoff quite help me here? Do I, um, hang out, wait... I... I got a problem.